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Osama's supporters are a lot braver than he is! You have to hand it to them, Osama Bin Laden's supporters have really got guts. The problem is, if they don't wise up, we're gonna get to see their guts, flying through the air no less, on national television. The day does not go by when all of the networks don't carry footage of anti-American demonstrations by avowed BIN LADEN SUPPORTERS in some country or other in the Middle East. These guys may not be the sharpest scimitars in the drawer, but you have to give them points for courage. Given the fact that the President of the United States has committed himself on national television to hunting down Bin Laden and ALL of his SUPPORTERS, WHEREVER we find them, and bringing them to justice (albeit in little tiny pieces), it takes a lot of guts to stand up on LIVE television and double-dog-dare him to do something. Think about it! Under the circumstances, he'd look like a damn fool if he didn't have the Air Force blast your nasty pro-Osama butts out of existence. Come on, Mr. President, don't talk-the-talk if you ain't gonna walk-the-walk. Oh, sure, we're bombing the snot out of Afghanistan, but that's become rather cliché. Anyone can bomb a poor country like Afghanistan. What I want to know is when we're going to start "servicing" those nice fat, juicy targets that present themselves on network television every day, just begging to be hit. So what if some of these demonstrations by AVOWED BIN LADEN SUPPORTERS are in wealthy Arab countries that are pumping oil money into American campaign coffers, equality is what America is all about. You don't even need one of those global positioning thingies. The networks are telling you exactly where to "deliver the package." And, what better way to wipe out a "cluster fumble" (f-word optional) than with a "cluster bomb?" With the neat little pattern of death and destruction they lay down, one F-15 should be able to take out an entire demonstration, all targets great and small, short and tall, in a single pass. I mean, you did say that we were going to hunt down Osama and wipe him and his nasty little minions off the face of the Earth, didn't you, Mr. President? All this macho talk isn't just one of those scams to boost your popularity, like the "No New Taxes" thing that other guy (George I) ran on us, is it? By way of sidebar, I personally think that Bin Laden doesn't deserve supporters as courageous as this. They're putting their butts on the line every single day, while he's hiding out wet-pants-scared like a frightened little schoolgirl. |